Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay Lyrics – Mika Singh | Gulabo Sitabo

Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay Lyrics – A hilarious satirical track by Mika Singh from Gulabo Sitabo. The art of being miserly – full lyrics here.

Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay Song Poster from Gulabo Sitabo

Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay Lyrics in English Letters (Romanized)

Haay Haay
Haay Haay
Hmm Jeb Mein Na Haath Daale Doosron Ka Maal Kha Le
Kharche Sunke Khaansne Lag Jaaye Re
Chaay Mein Jo Makkhi Jo Gire
Makkhi Choos Ke Nikaale
Chaahe Kisi Aur Ki Ho Chaay Re
Aansoo Bachaane Ke Liye Kare Nahin Cry
Okay Waale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaaye
Aansoo Bachaane Ke Liye Kare Nahin Cry
Okay Waale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaaye
Akal Kitni Ho Akal Kitni
Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay
Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay

Haay Roti Bane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jaayega
Muft Mein Jaane Ko Mile Hell Chala Jaayega
Haay
Ho Ho Ho Ho Roti Bane Ghar Ke Liye Jail Chala Jaayega
Muft Mein Jaane Ko Mile Hell Chala Jaayega
Soch Ke Ye Ghar Mein Kabhi Karta Nahin Roshni
Laalten Chalegi To Tel Chala Jaayega
Haay Ghar Kabhi Jo Bulaata Hai Mehmaanon Ko Khilaata Hai
Shakkar Chaawal Doodh Bina Kheer Ho (Haay Haay)
Agar Hua Marz Kahin Paisa Kare Kharch Nahin
Taaki Saala Ban Sake Ameer Wo
Aansoo Bachaane Ke Liye Kare Nahin Cry
Okay Waale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaaye
Aansoo Bachaane Ke Liye Kare Nahin Cry
Okay Waale Text Ko Bhi K Mein Hi Niptaaye
Akal Kitni Ho Akal Kitni
Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay
Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay
Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay
Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay (Haay)

Written by: Puneet Sharma


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Akal Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Haay Song Description

This song "Aql Kitni Ho Kharch Kare Kanjoos Hay" (अक़्ल कितनी हो खर्च करे कंजूस हाय) is from the film Gulabo Sitabo, which features big stars like Amitabh Bachchan, Ayushmann Khurrana, Farrukh Jaffar, and Vijay Raaz. This song is sung by Mika Singh in his powerful voice, while the music is composed by Shantanu Moitra and the lyrics are written by Puneet Sharma. This song has been released under the Zee Music Company label, and its mood is fun and satirical, portraying the antics of a miserly person in an entertaining way.

The lyrics of the song are very funny, such as "Jeb mein na haath daale doosron ka maal kha le" (Don't put your hand in your pocket, eat other people's things) or "Chai mein makkhi gire toh use choos ke nikaale" (If a fly falls in tea, suck it out and remove it) — all of these tell the story of a person who would do anything to save money, even to the point where he doesn't shed his own tears and finishes an "OK" text by just replying with "K". The miserliness is so exaggerated in the song that it makes you laugh, like he doesn't light a lantern at home because it would waste oil, or he serves guests kheer (sweet dish) without sugar, rice, and milk.

The specialty of this song is its fun and witty lyrics, which present miserliness as an art form. You can listen to this song on Zee Music Company's YouTube channel or on any music streaming app, and enjoy Mika Singh's energetic vocals and Shantanu Moitra's catchy music. If you like funny and satirical songs, then this song is perfect for you.


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